Cross-cultural confusion from a congenital curmudgeon.
“Everyone has a friend who is so charismatic, brilliant or good-looking that the idea of him or her trolling OKCupid is mind-boggling.”
“Putting together a dating profile means performing a self-autopsy and reassembling the pieces into Sexy Robocop.”
Of course, if you literally dressed as Sexy Robocop, you would get a lot of dates, so this is good advice.
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The more such dates you go on, the more they echo each other and blend together into one amorphous person who’s into Wet...
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miles provides us with today’s best mashup of two seemingly nonrelated things
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